Saturday, February 14, 2009

"Anger Unbuttoned"

Interesting Caption. TOI got the self appointed guardian angels of our 'sexless', holy heritage posing with some panties. What a wonderful idea sirji? Very interesting. Very very Interesting. There was an old joke about moral policing. "If electricity comes from electrons, will morality from Morons?". We got some graphical evidence right here. Enjoy these pics. The Hindu extremist group 'Sri Rama Sene' received thousands of pink panties with naughty inscriptions, in protest of their anti valentine propaganda from the consortium of loose, pub going women as a Valentine gift. But I am sure, if you were in their shoes, you would nt dare to pose for a photograph like this. Would you?

May be its a decent try to do the reputation make over from the power of violence to the so called 'Gandhigiri'? Look at them. You need true guts to pose for media this way. Another expected development is the sene, dropping their plan for sending Sari's back to the senders of 'pink chaddis'. Good decision guys.
A couple of thousands of saris (Much more exposing attire than Jeans and Shirt) which your members contribute cannot substitute at least 30.0000 Panties sent by the group of 'Lose, Pub-going' women. Beware, they are everywhere. Then why to waste postage expenses? May be this would prompt the Sene to mind their own good business.

In one of his short stories,Maythil Radhakrishnan, a true genius among Malayalam laureates says, "those who are wounded in sex, would deny Casanova". It explains the pub violence a bit. In his comic sounding interviews, Mr. Mutalik, head of Rashtriya Hindu Sene talks about the heritage of india. Some one please take him to Khajuraho and show him our holy sculptures depicting various sexual acts. Some one, please ask him to read the Sanskrit book 'Arthashastra' of Koutilya(Chankya), arguably the first written book on public governance so that he can see that 'Prostitution' was legal in ancient india. Chanakya was the Prime Minister and Chief advisor to the Emperor Chandragupta Mourya of highly respected Mourya empire of about 350 BC. Men were encouraged to visit Ganika's (Commercial Sex worker ) often and there was even a special department and a minister to take care of prostitution. There were written codes of conduct by the state instructing how the 'Ganika' should take care of her 'Guest'. A punishment system was also designed for punishing a Ganika, if she breached such written conducts. For example, If a Ganika decided to leave the profession,all her Gold ornaments had to be surrendered to the state and if she denied her service to any guest whom she didn't like, she was beaten up in public mercilessly. Number of cane beatings she had to receive on such occasions were clearly specified in the rule book under the section called 'Danda Nyaya' .(hard to recollect precisely as it was long back I devoured the book). Daughters of Ganika's were naturally forced into this state sponsored prostitution, and if one of those mothers was not willing her daughter to take up the same career, she had to pay a huge fine to the state. There were in numerous instances of polygamy and polyandry in our history including the cases where one woman having five husbands and still respected in the society. Inviting some one else to the house by the husbands for inseminating their wives with the good intention of producing some quality offspring was a common practice. Sex was not a taboo for highly respected practitioners and preachers of the religion. Otherwise we would not have books like 'Kamasutra' or 'Kokkoka Shastra' both written by Hindu Saints. These facts very much explain how sex was treated in ancient India. Now lets come to the pub going part. Consider the celebrations like 'Rasaleela' where women and men would drink and dance the whole night.(Still practiced in north side of India) You have got reference to this even in our epics. If one can believe 'B.R.Ambedkar' the respected creator of Indian law, he even talks about how a highly worshiped Indian God celebrated such eventful nights, ensuring his wife too participated in it, quoting some epics. So does'nt it make sense for our Saffron brigade to take a small session on history before preaching in lengths about our 'heritage'?

But I still don't understand, how the photographers got the holy warriors of 'Sri Rama Sene' posing this way with the utmost undies of some loose, socially unfit women? Was it not smart denying to receive any such nasty couriers? Anyways, thanks for the entertainment guys. You really made the world laugh.Thank you.

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